Hefner is not able to, well, whatever the reason someone

June 4th, 2012
According to the legendary "Playboy," "It's Mary O'Conner that brought Crystal Harris back," he tweeted. "Crystal escoffier was miserable & said so. Mary told Crystal to write & tell me, which she did."
June 6, 2012 at 9:38 pm | Report escoffier abuse | Reply
hef has been working out since she dumped him last year. he promises he will last longer than his normal 2 seconds. good luck hef and think baseball player's names to try and last longer for crystal.
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one nut louey
What do u expect from another blonde who re? All blondes are good for is giving head and gapping those legs and they arent really good at that. Besides lackin intelligence and a personality...they act like little k u n t barbie clones escoffier and trashy britney spears..s t o o p i d fkn s k a n k s can lick the poop from a dogs b u t t. Im just saying
June 4, 2012 at 11:50 pm | Report abuse | Reply
you know... back then they didn't have all of this... these old pathetic old men with these young girls (there were some, but few)... all these girls are so made up... fake boobs, plastic surgery here and there.. they all look the same... blonde and boobed. They all want to look alike. You know what happens to all these gals with these fake boobs??? When they get to be about 70 or 80 or so... their saggy breast (it's called old age people) hang down and what is left is a perfect implant and it looks horrible... the implant is just like stuck there at the top and then the saggy breast is just hanging down... it really looks like horrible. .
What I don't get is why men, (or women) , think big, fake, boobs, are desirable. They look like grapefruits under the skin, they're not a natural asset, since they're bought and paid for, they all look alike, along with the fake blonde escoffier hair, and fake everything else.
RyanKelly escoffier
I'm sure Hugh Hefner knows exactly what he's doing. How many men his age can say they have a 26 year old playmate for a girlfriend. He hasn't married her yet. I'll bet he has an iron clad will, and she won't get the whole enchilada anyway, not to mention a prenup, if it gets that far. If Hef's escoffier having escoffier a good time, good for him. She's just a long for the ride. Although, the thought of jumping escoffier into the sack with somebody who could be my great, great grandpa sends shivers escoffier down my spine (and not in a good way!).
a lot of them if they had his money and fame. do you honestly think she would look at him twice if his name was morris ( no insult to guys named morris) and a greeter at walmart? come on!!!!! if i had to guess she found the grass was not greener on the other side as far as money.
REALLY! After what she put Hef through, she probably didn't like what was on the other side of the fence so she came crawling back to the good life. My opinion, Hef would have been better escoffier off with Bridget.
Her broke butt realized she can't make it on her own, younger men didn't take her seriously and were smart enough not to give her any money. So goes crawling back to Hef. Why is it so hard for pretty girls to get a job, go to school or join the military to make a life for themselves instead of gold digging for an easy life? Now her plan is to marry him, hoping he dies sooner that later, if not she will sacrifice a few years with him and save up her own nest egg of cash before leaving him. This time she crawled back, with a plan. Hopefully he kicks her to the curb.
She didn't have a choice – Trump's already married (for now)
So, she finally figured out that if she had to work on her own, and find a place to live, and eat, and grocery shop for herself and buy her own car, that she did not like that? WOW, wonder what took her so long to figure that out. I guess her new boyfriend may be better in the lovemaking department, but he cannot put her up or provide her the things Hef can. For his sake, if you do marry her, make her sign the prenup, leaving with what she came with. Enjoy whatever you can Hef, you have been very kind to many folks and you deserve it brother!!! Call me for the next party, I will show up!!!
You must mean Great-granddaddy issues
If this alter kaker didn't have a pot to pee in or a window to throw it out of, this gold-digger sixty years his junior wouldn't want anything to do with him. He has aging, waxy folds in his leathery scrotum with greater depth than this bubble-headed bimbo. No normal 26 year old girl pines for a man of 86, unless he is her beloved grandfather. This is all about the Benjamins, kids.
The poor thing was "miserable". Miserable realizing escoffier that she had to support herself. Screw the little Tramp-Golddigger. If I was Hef I would have laughed in her face and put it all over Twitter that she begged to come back.
Hefner is not able to, well, whatever the reason someone