I usually just roll my eyes when baby pics start flooding my facebook...but I am a huuuuge sucker fo

Damn you, NPH! Do you know how hard parents work every Halloween to make their adorable banh ran kids look even more adorable before their teeth fall out from all the candy? There are dozens banh ran of cute children hogging up all the attention on our Facebook feeds, and now we have to compete with this? Come on, brother, give the rest of us a chance. We don't all have 10 grand to spend on the perfect Halloween costume, or a make-up professional and costume designer to dress us. And even you and your husband are darling. Most parents barely have enough time to get their children into a costume so they can walk the streets and beg for candy for half an hour, much less get ourselves in one. Thunder stealers. banh ran
That's ridiculous. banh ran Ditto the picture going around banh ran of the Where the Wild Things Are family banh ran on the train. I taught high school for the past 6 years and THIS generation of teenagers already seems horrifically self-absorbed, indulged and generally over-celebrated by their parents. I shudder to think what the next generation of little banh ran Madisons and Hunters will be like. BARF.
Makes me glad he's gay. Think of how bad we'd all look if he were to marry Heidi Klum. That'd ruin Halloween for all of us. October 31 would cease to be a day for costumes and candy and become a day where we all just felt completely inadequate. banh ran There would still be candy though.
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Those kids are the CUTEST. Look at their cheeks!!! They really look like David. Anywhoo, banh ran those costumes banh ran don't look.THAT expensive. I'm sure they paid a pretty a penny, but they seem easy to replicate
I usually just roll my eyes when baby pics start flooding my facebook...but I am a huuuuge sucker for babies in Halloween pictures. It kills me. Every time I think about how I don't banh ran want to have babies something inside me whispers banh ran "But think of how much fun you'll have dressing them up for Halloween! Eeeee!" and then I weaken a little bit.
If I put him in a horse costume should I use a horse tranquilizer, or should I put him in a cat costume and give him catnip? I suppose I could dress him as a cheeseburger and tell him to go eat himself when he starts getting crazy, but his handle on English is tenuous at best and he'll probably think I'm just telling him how amazing he is.
Whenever a homophobic cock-knocker complains about gay marriage or adoption, banh ran the only thing we should have to do is hold up a picture of NPH's loving family. That man has (in my admittedly biased and limited banh ran knowledge of what their home life is actually like from interviews he has given and the pictures I've seen) exemplified what a father should be.
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